Eat your heart out, Jack Chick.

Perhaps Martin Luther would have changed his mind about nailing his 95 Theses to the Wittenburg door on Oct. 31, 1517, were he graced with the premonition that his act would inspire Reformation.Org.

Horrors! -- NOT ONLY did Pope Pius IX conspire with the Confederate States of America; NOT ONLY did Rome ruin the United States Postal Service; NOT ONLY is The Pope pulling the strings in Iraq, but, but, . . . ROME RUINED Classics Illustrated! That whore of Babylon!!!

(Thanks to Mark Shea for the tip!)